Hello, Traveler. What are you doing here? Are you thirsty?
Now that the pleasantries are over…
How did you find this page?
Perhaps you’ve heard of Chris Tzitzis?
Some call him the Sexiest SEO in the world.
Others say he’s a robot.
You should probably contact him rather than searching for answers here.
For there are no answers here.
Only GigaMilk.
I hope you understand.
– Chris
Or maybe not Chris…
